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Jealousy isn't a virtue...


1999. Fiction/Romance. Hardcover. A naiive young bird writes a letter to Santa asking for him to ravish him mercilessly under the Christmas tree. The letter happens upon a lonely heroin junkie who dresses as Santa Claus to fulfill this holiday wish. Upon his departure, the junkie is approached by other neighborhood children who believe him to be Santa and is forced to continue the facade before shooting up in one of the children's bathrooms and going on a savage holiday murder spree.

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