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Big Bird walked away mumbling slurs soon after.


Ernie is concerned. Bert forgot to take his medication, and now he is on a ramble about rescuing "Charlie" from "those Gooks in the deep jungle." He talks about hijacking helicopters, killing his commander, burning villages, etc. However, Ernie loves a guy who has a plan and is not afraid to fight!

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