Random Bert Strip
Willkins is a Sore Loser
Bert enjoyed sleeping. It was an escape from the horrors he had seen and perpetuated in life. But Ernie would never shut up, constantly waking him up with idiotic thoughts such as what it would feel like to be fisted by Andre the Giant. This time, however, would be different. Bert just had to wait until the drugs took hold. He could then suffocate Ernie with his pillow, rolling him over and making it look like an accident. Then he would finally rest.
