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Big Bird decides to burn down the plantation to cripple the slave industry that he had once loved.


Realizing that only having black slaves was cutting him off from half of his potential workforce, Big Bird starts perusing through the high-crust neighborhoods to find suitable white children to kidnap for his plantation. "My profits will double by the end of the month, if not more" the slaveowner said to himself as he watched a pair of siblings play in their garden.

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